Need a new sign

The ‘Keep Out’ sign doesn’t look like it’s working. What do these people not understand about the off season? There’s nothing here for you, and yet you still come round here poking about despite my ‘Keep Out’. Maybe I’ll try a ‘Unexploded Ordnance’. ‘Plague’.

Some man showed up today — always a man — saw him chasing Robert around but I don’t think he caught him. I gave him the look, and told him he could weigh the place up if he wanted but nothing was open, including the bathrooms (always a good one — then they can only stay as long as it takes to fill their bladders. They know I’m watching them.)

The lake is quiet. I think I hear someone cutting logs over the other side. Dave’s been out on his boat, gave us a wave. Crows are loud. Time for a glass and a cigarette.

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